Campaign Prep: Trial of the Iron Bear part 3

image credit: David “Happy-Mutt” Paget on DeviantArt


The third and final part of this adventure is at the bottom! Just to spice things up, we have a new “Files” page that has the complete version of this both with and without commentary. Just to build on what that page will be for in the future, really quick: It’ll be where I put adventures and other writings in PDF format for you guys to download, use at the table, use as a coaster, whatever! Just know that anything that has been put in there is personal work, work that I do not receive any payment (other than emotional payment) to do. That fact considered, they won’t have that much visual appeal. Even if they’re not pretty, I hope that the growing of said page will be useful, entertaining, and ever-growing.

This adventure could likely be taken and plopped down into another campaign after tweaking some details. Messing around with stakes that the Icons may or may not have in the situation could make things even better, and the mini-dungeon doesn’t even have to end where I ended it.

If you expand upon this adventure at your home table, add or subtract certain things to the content I’ve presented, nothing would please me more than you writing a long email about it to me. The different ways GMs present/process situations are what make this hobby so rich!


Trial of the Iron Bear Commentary Part 3


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Campaign Prep: Trial of the Iron Bear Part 2

Image credit: Forgotten Realms Wikia


Breaking the entire document up by session, here is part 2 of my Trial of the Iron Bear; an adventure that I created for my ongoing 13th Age campaign. In addition, I updated the part 1 comments, as there were a couple of issues with typos and things having been left out and so forth. These parts of the adventure were written after the players had experienced the Pit of Riches. Parts of it were written beforehand, but tweaked to fit what had come of the situation. The comments will highlight which part is subject to that.

Most of what’s within this piece is the buildup to the final encounter of the dungeon, a face-off with the campaign’s main villain, Ossen. The players didn’t know what was waiting for them, but they handled this dungeon very efficiently despite being ignorant of the stakes. Without further adieu, I bring you part two!


Trial of the Iron Bear Commentary Part 2


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Campaign Prep: Trial of the Iron Bear Part 1

Image Source: Eric Belisle

Hey folks! At the bottom of the article is a PDF, a piece of my reference notes for my Saturday 13th Age game. At the time of this adventure, the party was comprised of six 7th level characters, with an incremental or two I believe. My players are pretty tough, so if some of this seems like overkill, that’d be why. This whole thing took a while complete because I had a data loss recently that made me want to cry.

This adventure was rather short, spanning three sessions. It’s heavily tailored to the last four years of story that these characters have gone through (though I make little mention of them by name in this one), but I think seeing the notes I bring to the table every time could be useful. All of my campaign notes are written like this, though the order in which I write things may seem jumbled. Just writing the ideas down helps me remember most of the details; for me, the format itself is less important than the content. This definitely isn’t laid out in a way that’d be too useful to someone other than me. The final piece of advice I have to offer when reading this part (or others) is to read the format change post for the Ald Sotha campaign. It’ll make a lot of the names at least somewhat familiar and bring this adventure into context.

Whether or not you care about my campaign as a whole is irrelevant, as I think almost anybody can pull something interesting from the file. Feel free to pick this stuff apart! Feedback, debate about game theory, and questions are more than welcome. Download the file below:

Trial of the Iron Bear Part 1

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Mourn the Fallen

It was a bit of a busy weekend. There wasn’t enough time in the day and I was mourning the fact that I hadn’t been able to release campaign notes for my Ald Sotha game like I had so arrogantly promised. Wednesday, being a day off of work for me, was the perfect day to play catch-up and crank a bunch of stuff out.

Only to find that my USB drive had wiped itself. The USB drive with all of my Ald Sotha files on it, even the stuff from the beginning. Lesson learned: BACK UP FILES! I’m really kicking myself for this one today. So where does this leave me and how do I recover from it? Well, thankfully a lot of the stuff that happened early on in the campaign is basically resolved. We’re mostly running this game on what we remember and what’s relevant to current events anyhow. It’s a tragic loss of the history and stuff we’ve been through, but it overall doesn’t affect the game. Or at least I don’t think it will, it hasn’t yet. More than anything, the files stuck around for a nostalgia factor, with only the most recent files (which I had printed off for easy reference at the table) were of actual use to me. All in all, not so bad after all.

What is the real tragedy here, though, is that now I have to load all my RPG books back onto it… Meh, a mild inconvenience. The USB drive itself was able to be salvaged, though I’ll only store things on it with a suspicious stare. Looking ahead, I will still post up the Trial of the Iron Bear campaign notes, though it may take a bit since I have the added task of transcribing it before adding my commentary. We shall persevere in the face of this technological tragedy!


Stay Metal \m/

Ald Sotha: A Change in Format!

Image: Legion of Urguan from Lord of the Craft. I had adopted this as the crest of Ald Sotha, years before I started this blog!


Hey everyone! So I’ve been thinking about this Ald Sotha camapaign a lot during the unintentional break my home group got stuck in. Rethinking how I’ve been showing this campaign to the outside world (sessions reproduced in a novel format), I decided it was time for a change. It’d be way more helpful if I showed people how I prep for the legs of my adventures. In order for that document to make sense, however, I need to catch you guys up on the situation.

The group had helped Mia and the farm peoples. The lead Ealdorman, Ermeon, didn’t exactly get along with Crysx. Their opposing religious views did get in the way of a clean negotiation. They eventually had his permission to put a plan in motion to catch the culprits. It turns out a tribe of half-orcs had been murdering the farm folk for supposedly desecrating sacred land. The tribesmen made a pilgrimage to the area every two hundred years. This year being New Port’s 200th birthday, the half-orcs were shocked to find that humans had settled in the plains outside of the city. The farm folk had adopted the barrow that they were burying their dead in, The group had seen half orc skeletons on the inside of it when going to resurrect Mia’s father, which was the big hint drop for them. To catch the murderers, they laid a trap; the half orcs attacking a farmhouse that the group was secretly prepared to defend. By the end of it, the captain of the half-orcs killed one of the other Ealdormen, quickly surrendering afterwards.

Long story short, Gurturr the half-orc captain justified his actions with his people’s plight. The party had mercy on him and handed him over to the New Port authorities so that they could do what they will with him. The case went to trial by combat, one in which Crysx interfered by casting the Aasimar ability, Halo, on Gurturr when he was losing. Gurturr knew, and was very upset. Lisbeth, the bleeding heart that she is, had resurrected the poor sword of justice that had been needlessly slain, telling him to disappear and live out his life in peace. He was thoroughly confused, as resurrection magic has been literally invented in my version of the Dragon Empire by Lisbeth. It’s a bit taboo too, to keep it interesting.

The quest after that whole shabang involved finding out a previous foe was still kicking, and an ally of Ossen to boot. Lucius Bornholdt (a drow vampire) was appealing to his vampiric ally in New Port, Nathaniel, for help. Turns out Lucius, Ossen, and Nathaniel are just small pieces of the Lich King’s plan to reclaim his empire, though Ossen has a different plan for himself and the king of undead. The group discovered this plan by befriending Nathaniel, against all odds. Nathaniel had also helped orchestrate the final downfall of Lucius Bornholdt, as he doesn’t like the Lich King’s plan. All Nathaniel wants is to live a normal live amongst humans, as he’s made himself very wealthy under their economy. After being forced to have a hand in the murder his long time friend Lucius, he gladly spilled the beans. Howver, he made it clear that if questioned by the Lich King or any of his advisers, the group would be sold right out. Nathaniel fears the Lich King, mainly due to his iron grip on necromancy. Being a vampire makes him susceptible to the Lich King’s will. Ossen’s attack on Ald Sotha had been a hasty decision, as he decided to find the Shroud of Ahzidahl, a cloak that makes the wearer completely immune to magic, along with the Deck of Many Things. Rumor has it that there’s a card in there that makes the drawer of the card ascend into godhood. If that’s true, it makes the pair a very dangerous duo, allowing the wearer of the shroud to draw cards and be unaffected until the card that’s sought is found.

Remembering that Blaine, a character who had left the party, has the Deck of Many Things was a very unfortunate situation to deal with. Thynexius had told them earlier that Blaine was most likely in Drakkenhall, so the group had decided they were going to go there. Though, a stop at a town actually near Ald Sotha itself, called Marblejar, was planned. A companion in the Axefall guild, Rin Lakehilt, lived there and came with them to New Port when Marblejar and Ald Sotha fell. His family forge was fueled by a phoenix feather, and he wanted the group to get it back. It would immensely help the production of arms and armor, as it maintains a very high and steady temperature for the forge.  The group agreed, since they had to pass Cape Thunder anyhow. However, this meant a hike through the mountains that run along the coast to get to the town. Any other route would take them too close to Ald Sotha, making them susceptible to Ossen’s treachery.

Whilst hiking, they got caught up in a conflict between some tribal dwarves and stone giants that live in the area. The group got stuck in a trap that the dwarves had set for one of the giants. They didn’t fight, as they were severely outnumbered, and were at their mercy. Upon being lead back to their dwellings, the party discovered the tribe was under the influence of a bone naga name Shakaask. Worse still, the bone naga was turned into such from a regular naga by Ossen. It had apparently been bribed with physical immortality, as nagas tend to eventually wither into nothing but magical energy as their bodies age. The naga decided it was in the mood to have fun rather than follow Ossen’s orders. It demanded that the party attempt its trial, or be killed. If they succeeded the trial, they were free to go. Cliche, I know, but it worked! It was a pretty fun reveal, they were upset to find out that this random encounter actually had some bearing on their situation.

So next Sunday, I will be releasing the original document of that trial. I called it the Trial of the Iron Bear because they dwarves worship this big, iron statue of a dwarve that’s wearing a bear’s skin. Within the text, I’ll be adding my own commentary on the thing in Blue Text. Sadly, a lot gets lost in the translation of this game, simply because there are things that happen at the table that are long winded and uninteresting to explain. If this seems like a good idea to you, let me know! If you’d rather me keep going in the fashion that they were originally wrote in, do the same. I really want to cater to my audience on this one, as this campaign is probably one of the most interesting things I’ve ever played through in my entire life. But don’t forget…


Stay Metal! \m/

Deep calleth upon Deep – Satyricon

Nay sayers will tell you that Satyricon finally went over the deep end with their self-titled album. While it was a far cry from the “black n’ roll” style of Now, Diabolical and Age of Nero, I found it to be an artistic masterpiece. It’s an atmospheric album that showed Satyricon could be thoughtful in ways we may not have expected. The album, Satyricon had me excited for this new adventure, and Deep calleth upon Deep just simply couldn’t come fast enough.

I wasn’t disappointed, just left slightly confused.

The opening track to the album, Midnight Serpent proved to be vastly different from the opening of Satyricon. It comes out strong, reminding you who Satyricon really is. The lyrics are carefully crafted and placed, making this track a powerhouse. Weighing in at 6:21, it seems like it would run out of steam, but it doesn’t fail to satisfy. However, the middle of this album takes a really drastic turn from that signature sound we came to know and love from this band. The track Blood Cracks Open the Ground has an amazing feeling to it… for the first two minutes or so. There’s this giant interlude that leaves much to be desired. It’s almost like they didn’t know what to do with the rest of the track. The tone just fizzles out and gets really choppy for a moment before jumping into this weird, scale-like riff. Around the three minute mark is when it starts to make sense again but it had quickly become jumbled that I had a hard time enjoying the finish. Well, the first time, at the very least.

Two tracks I had a very difficult time getting into were The Ghost of Rome and Dissonant. They feel like they don’t fit with the rest of the album. Before the vocals start with both songs, they sound straight up like Black Sabbath. The song that bears the namesake of the album has the same atmosphere, but I like the riff they chose for that over the other two. Stranger still is the use of the saxophone in the beginning of Dissonant. It’s like this freestyle, jazzy bit that hides in the background but is too noisy to miss. After a couple listen throughs, I was able to appreciate the vision that went into the two songs, yet there’s still just something missing from them. I would have preferred two tracks that are more of the same from Satyricon, because they just leave you scratching your head.

While a couple of the tracks have some amazingly concrete bits to them (To Your Brethren in the Dark and Deep calleth upon Deep), there are some shifts in key, scale, and tempo that make you question why they were put there. It’s almost as if this album can’t decide if it wants to sound like Black Sabbath, a love letter to some of the older stuff, or just a refreshing reboot to the band’s sound. There are many familiar aspects to it in overall tone, like the opening riff in Black Wings and Withering Gloom which reminds me of Mother North, but I find myself being whipped around  by the nearly conflicting sounds that are littered throughout. The lyrical content follows a similar artistic view as the self-titled album, which I very much enjoyed. In all honesty: at first, I didn’t like this album. I’m still not sure if I really do, but there are, without question, pieces of it that’ll keep me coming back.

More than anything, it’s a brain exercise. It’s almost like Satyricon wants to deliver a message that clashes with some of the tones used. In an interview, Sigurd “Satyr” Wongraven said that he wasn’t sure if this would be the last Satyricon album or not. That said, he wanted the album to be special. He goes on to talk about how the album art was chosen and so on. Listening to Satyr talk about this album, you can tell it’s something important to him. If one thing is clear between this album, the self titled, and what has been said in that interview, it seems as though Satyricon will continue to experiment (if they continue at all) with sound and paint a more existential picture with their work. At the end of the day, I think I do like this album as a whole, though not all of the individual parts. It’s at least worth a listen, if nothing else.

Stay Metal \m/

Equally Surprised

Image source: Bugbear Surprise by Akeiron (Deviant Art)


The GM of any game is often painted like this evil mastermind that has control over a character’s entire life. Whether they’re cruel, merciful, destructive, or kooky, GMs have this sort of divine air about them in regards to the gaming community. It’s true, not everybody can take on the job. It demands your attention, your precious time, your creativity. As laborious as it can be, it’s awesome; let’s just get that right out of the way.

However, one thing that I feel players often forget is that the GM is usually just as surprised about what happens on the player end of the game as you are about theirs. I always talk about my main campaign, how it’s been my pride and joy for the past four years and the like. Pulling a lot of inspiration from it for my writing, because this is my big game theory experiment essentially, I’m sure you guys can get sick of reading that sentence. But seriously, it’s taught me so much, and inspired me to write yet another article.

Surprise is a bit of a tricky thing when you’re GMing. Usually, it pops up when you don’t want it to. The players can circumvent a cool encounter you had planned, think of a creative yet mildly annoying way to fix a problem that you propose, or bring an idea to the table that is so damn good that you want to alter your story to fit it. It’s just as likely that these are the good kind of surprise as they are the bad kind. The emotion is a bit of a double edged sword for GMs. We like when it happens because it’s a good feeling (well, for some of us) but it always creates more work, no matter how cool the surprise is. So how do we deal with the unexpected? Just like everything, there’s a couple things to do.

Personally, improvisation is my comfortable space when it comes to GMing. Even if what I make up on the spot changes a detail about the story, it’s better for the player input to reign supreme over my own thoughts. Improvisation can be tricky when you’re a person who works better within the guidelines of a module, but it is a part of being a GM. Nurture that skill, and it will serve you well. Sometimes it’ll shake things up so much that it completely changes whatever your group is doing. It can be really fun to let that happen and see where the chips fall, I do recommend it every once in a while. If you had settled on the fact that the High Druid and Elf Queen are actually two parts of the same entity, but your one of your players hints at the truth of their sibling relation, go with the player input. It’ll shake things up, but you can always adjust accordingly. Unless, of course, the entirety of the story hinges on your interpretation of the relationship. Then it’s even better to let the player think that they’re seeing the relationship for what it is and be surprised later down the road! Making that split decision can sometimes be an improvisational choice, it can be a really fun defining moment.

When improv is the imperfect answer, when the action performed is too big a shake-up to take it in full, it’s okay to say you need five minutes. Giving the group a period of time to step out, grab a coffee or a smoke, go for a walk etc. is a useful tool to have in the box. It’s almost like a reset button, and can quickly suck uninterested players back into the game. Players can be like sharks, perking up at the slightest whiff of blood. You having been caught off guard by another player can be exciting for those kind of people. Let it happen, cultivate that interest. Re-purposing those emotions to spur a useful interaction in-game is incredibly helpful. As much as it’s a reset button for them, it can be for you too. When everyone leaves the room and you gain a second of peace to think the situation through, there’s a chance you’ll emerge on the other side of the situation more collected. Having that clarity of mind is a GM’s deadliest weapon. We don’t like to admit it, but we have some physical tells that spoil some cool surprises for the players. I know I grin like a goof during cool moments because it’s so exciting. Hitting that reset button can help you pull yourself together and execute the situation like a boss.

The last option, though I’m not a huge fan, is over-preparation. I feel like this is the most common knee-jerk reaction to unpredictable players. For some people this one works, where it doesn’t for others. I can see the appeal and use, but it’s definitely not for me. Over-preparation allows the GM to carry a sense of security through the entire session, but can also lull them incredibly far into that feeling. If I operated this way, I would probably panic when something unexpected happens because I have a boatload of source material for reference. There is something to be said for it though: Over-preparation can lead to some of the richest environments ever imagined. There’s something going on everywhere at all times, and if something goes neglected, the written material helps you visualize what happened to that situation without the players’ input.

Each method of dealing with surprise behaves drastically different. Like I say all the time, this diversity of theory makes our hobby incredibly unpredictable. Running the same thing at two different tables makes for two very different experiences. It can be frustrating, fun, and scary all at the same time! If you have any thoughts to fuel this fire, let’s keep it going. Post a comment here, on whatever post you found this on, or Tweet at me. Just like a good game, writing these things is the best when your audience interacts with you.



You didn’t think I’d forget, did you?

Stay Metal! \m/

The Group That Never Meets

“It’s like herding cats,” is the best description I’ve ever heard of being a GM. Your player characters have their own free will and spontaneous thoughts, trying to get them to go somewhere can be a challenge without forcing them to do so. But what happens when your actual players are difficult to herd to the table? You don’t game that week… or month… or six months. It can be frustrating, even discouraging a lot of the time. Personally, I’m going through a huge lull like this in my Saturday group and I was thinking about how I deal with this sort of thing, as I’m obviously not the only one with this problem.

I tend to get really disappointed when the game falls apart, everybody dropping like flies in our group chat to keep in touch. There’s something special about my Saturday group that scratches my gaming itch, though only in hindsight because I’m too self critical. When we get the night off, which is more often than not these days, reflecting on previous sessions helps me think about where I want to go with the current plot line. Off nights should be my writing time, where I map out where the PCs will likely go next or what have you. Usually, that doesn’t happen because I’m a schlub, but it’d be a good way to spend your sad time, I’d say. Personally, grasping at straws is what I find myself doing instead. Pestering the players that didn’t drop to come play another game, like FFG’s X-wing, 4 The Birds, a small vignette from my 13th Age game, Total Rickall, hell, something! There’s a reason for this too…

If your players get used to having frequent off days, you’ll get stuck in that trap for a long time. When my attempts to get people involved and keep with the Saturday gaming figure, it’s an indicator that we’re going to have a hard time meeting for a long time. Sometimes even a month and a half without the campaign being played. Sound familiar to anyone? My condolences, you are not alone! There’s a light to be had here, though. With my main game being 13th Age, this leaves me time to read the multitude of supplements that exist for the system. Find some different angles on your  creativity when you suffer from the blight of gamelessness. A good example of this is right before we had this long push to run through a dungeon. I didn’t know what to do with the story, we had a long time off, and there was still much I hadn’t read in 13 True Ways. I dove into that book like David Boudia (an Olympic diver, if you miss that joke). Now, we’re marching the party towards Drakkenhall and I’m incredibly excited for what’ll befall them there… if we ever game again.

Sometimes having some time off will help you get excited about your campaign again. Frustration sets in, even with the best of us, when you play a campaign for too long. Even when it goes well, it doesn’t always go as you picture and can make you feel squashed because you liked your ideas. Such is the life of a GM. The extra free time gives you an opportunity to explore what other works have done with the setting, sparking your own creativity.

To do a 180 from that idea, I also read other systems. Lately, I’ve been reading John Wick’s 7th Sea (which has me unbelievably intrigued). Reading other systems can give you ideas on how to handle certain situations mechanically, even if the mechanics in the other game doesn’t fit yours 100%. It frees your mind from the cage that is your main system; it always pays to be well rounded.

If you find yourself too discouraged to read/write, do something that I feel like too few groups do: hang out with the remaining people. Even if they’re not down to game, maybe they’re down to grab dinner, a drink, or a movie. It’s easy to slip into the mindset of, “these are the people I game with.” Spending time outside of game with your group helps solidify the relationships within. It doesn’t scratch that itch, but at least it doesn’t leave you sulking at home. If you get along with your group outside of game, chances are you’ll get along better within it. Nurture that relationship, it’ll make you feel good. That’s not always true though, so don’t take it as gospel.

When all else fails, you could always open up some dialogue about schedule in your group chat/email/whatever. Maybe your gaming schedule is too frequent, or even too sparse. Finding that sweet spot is so incredibly important, it’s not even funny. The more you stick to the schedule, the less likely you’ll miss games.

So there you have it. A rambly, probably non-nonsensical article about how I keep myself from disbanding my group after many consecutive weeks of not playing (those thoughts are real).


Stay Metal \m/

Campaign Building: The Snowball Effect

Image source: Comics I Don’t Understand

This one is a tough subject, as no two GMs are the same. From the ground up, building a campaign is a daunting task, even more so for the more aspiring GMs that want to do this as their first endeavor. Some people like to use an established setting while others have ideas that could only work in a world of their own creation. The question: What the hell do I do to build a campaign? The answer has so many different faces and aspects that it’s rather difficult to nail down, but here’s one way of many to start.

I’ll be the first to admit it: I was lucky. My first campaign sprung up out of me simply saying, “let’s play a game,” to my friends. I came up with the most generic scenario I could possibly think of, plopped it down into 13th Age’s Dragon Empire, miraculously birthing the campaign that I’m still playing today. I started with just an intuition, spending the rest of my time building off of the random details my players had created. By the end of it, I had a titanic cast of GMPCs, villains, events, and locations. I call this method, “the snowball effect.” You simply round up some players, use a setting that’s loosely established, push the “snowball” of your players’ ideas and character actions down the hill, and voila! A collaboratively created game where all the GM came up with was the initial adventure and villain.

So let’s talk terms a little bit. I like to think of the random ideas that you and your players will have floating around all the time as snow. The snow floats around and eventually lands on the ground for you to pick up and force into a shape. Every character creates a tiny snowball, a collection of ideas about their character, a situation, a future plot point, whatever. When they say it, I think of it as them throwing me said snowball. Sometimes I catch all of it, other times it crumbles in my hand and I’m left with just a powdery mess. Regardless, we take that snow and pack it onto the original idea that was my (the GMs), original idea. The snowballs that the players create can sometimes be different from the GMs. Player snowballs tend to be very focused, specific information about something they’re mulling over in their head. GM snowballs tend to be big ideas, usually about theme or campaign direction. Every now and again, if you have an awesome group, you have players that do both. What’s not lucky, is that the GM learns create both kinds of snowballs. Eventually, the GM is packing snowballs or catching player made ones, throwing them at the giant one rolling down the hill, seeing what spatters off and what sticks. Sounds kind of hectic, right?

Details sometimes get lost or forgotten about, only to come up later. The best part is, sometimes when you find that “snow” on the ground, you can pick it up and add it to the snowball. The drawback of doing it this way is that if you have a group that isn’t new to role playing (unlike the majority of my group at the start), then this can feel very unsatisfying. Some experienced players enjoy having fields and fields of lore to navigate, creating a sense of immersion right from the get-go. The snowball campaign doesn’t always work like that, a lot of the time I inject some of the history on the fly, which leads to another problem with it.

Unless you’re comfortable with improv, running this style of campaign can be rather difficult. The snowball campaign forces the GM to keep packing snow onto the story, especially if the characters just throwing the snow around listlessly. You look around at stuff that’s fallen out of the sky (ideas you’ve had or things your players have said), pick it up, and pack it onto the rest. Once you get used to it, it’s incredible fun, however. For me, it gives me the same sense of mystery and excitement that the players get. Since I never know what they’re going to do, or even what their actions could lead to, my instinct and understanding of the campaign as it stands steers the thing. Now, this doesn’t mean that you don’t come up with a loose quest line for the flow of the game.

I call those quest lines “legs” of the campaign; they are the path in which the giant snowball rolls on. Sometimes the snowball is running through halls of a king. Other times, it’s barreling through a dungeon, full steam ahead. The legs are the things that happen outside of the player (and character’s) control. The GM gets to steer the snowball into specific legs. The things that the snowball picks up while traversing the legs are determined collaboratively. Tone is the sound the snowball makes whilst rolling, and theme is what tells everyone what the snowball looks like, but the environment around that snowball is constantly changing. It’s a little nebulous and weird to wrestle with, but the structure becomes a game within a game. This constant rolling that the snowball is doing represents the characters and story picking things up along the way that ultimately changes how it all looks by the end of it. But keep in mind, everything that sticks to it is still snow. It feels the same, although it might sound and look different. Strange, huh? For those of you that are really enjoying picturing the metaphor, you may be asking yourself, “If it’s rolling down a hill, how are you still packing snow onto it?”

The answer is why I think running a game this way is incredibly fun. You have to run alongside it. Sometimes you lose control of where the snowball is going, which is when general real life logic rather than creativity makes unexpected things or consequences happen. While you and your players are running down this ever changing hill, looking at your snowball and throwing things at it, you can’t help but look ahead. Steering is collaborative, while the GM is the lookout for snowball breaking obstacles. All you can do is follow it to keep throwing things in an effort to roll it all to a desired end. In this light, it might sound like as the GM, I have no real say in what sticks to the snowball or where it goes. This is a misconception, because the GM always has the ability to stand in front of it, stop the thing from rolling, and say that this particular thing can’t stick to our snowball. Of course, it’s their responsibility to explain to the group why, and if a good reason is presented otherwise, it doesn’t stick. Usually, those are the things that’ll steer it so far off course that it’ll smash into a wall, or a tree (something that would destroy the campaign). At the end, you’re left with a huge snowball, a collection of crap you’ve picked up along the journey, and the memories of how it got from point A to B.

Running a campaign is constantly chaotic on the GM’s side. You have to trust your group, take their ideas into serious consideration, and sometimes even ask why they desire a certain thing to happen. Of course, the dice end up deciding whether they are successful or not, but it’s really fun to see the snow flying around. Am I off-the-wall insane or does this sound like fun to you? I’d love to hear about it!


Stay Metal \m/

Norzul’s Marvelous Unpainted Miniatures Review

Disclaimer: WizKids did not send me these minis, I had purchased them myself of my own devices. Enjoy the review!


For as long as I can remember, I’ve been fascinated with models and figures. I hadn’t found tabletop games until I was 17, though. Every now and again I would meander down to the hobby store (in the classic sense) to gawk at the various historical models of ships, combat aircraft and buildings. The very idea of taking something from the real world,  making it bite-size, and someone taking the time to paint and construct them was (and is) just so cool to me.

When I got into tabletop gaming, I had a sense of finances and said, “NOPE!” to the idea of painting miniatures for it. You can only hold out for so long, right? Alas, I broke, and now I’ve been painting minis because tiny, detailed things are freaking amazing. Not having started young, it’s been a bit of a learning curve; and though I’m no expert, I figured sharing my findings is always helpful. Nolzur’s Marvelous Unpainted Miniatures is a product line put out for Wizards of the Coast and their ever-growing 5th edition of Dungeons and Dragons by Wizkids. Smart move on their part, since Wizkids has been doing amazing things for Pathfinder and Heroclix in the model department as well. Not exactly knowing where to start, the price point of these really grabbed my attention. So, I started here and with some Reaper Bones minis. Since we all know what to expect from Reaper, I figured talking about these made more sense.

Being a GM, I decided to start with some monsters. Hero characters are cool and all, but If my players want high quality, painted minis for their characters, do it your damn selves! That’s not to say that I won’t be buying some heroes down the road, however. It seems like these minis are packaged in twos, unless they’re smaller creatures, in which I’ve seen packaged in threes. I started with the Bugbears, Gnolls, and Kobolds. Seven HD minis total for around $12 US is pretty good, if you ask me. As I had mentioned, they’re packed in twos, but the Kobolds as three. The deal with these minis is that they come pre-primed (white) with Vallejo primer. As a new painter, I was skeptical with the white primer, as black is a bit easier to hide mistakes and make detail come out. In the end, it looks like it worked out okay though. So far, I’ve only gotten around to painting one Kobold and the two Bugbears, and there’s a pretty solid reason for that.

I decided to start with the hulking Bugbear with an ax. One thing about the packaging/advertisement that really irks me is the pictures of the models themselves. Instead of pictures of the actual minis, it looks like they’re computer generated images. This projects an incredible amount of detail, more detail than shows up on the miniature itself, I’d argue. When I unboxed them, although I could see them through the clear plastic beforehand, I was a bit disappointed. Don’t get me wrong, they look really good, just not as good as they look on the box. Oh well, for the price, I still can’t argue.

Having thrown out the box after I ripped them open, I don’t recall if they told you to use Vallejo paints or not. Since they’re transparent about the primer they used, I wouldn’t be surprised. I don’t have Vallejo paints. I had started by buying Citadel and Army Painter, as that’s what my FLGS has. Apparently, that was a bit of a problem. The Army Painter stuff didn’t have too much of an issue, but the Citadel paints simply didn’t want to stay on the model. I got it to work, and look pretty good (if I do say so myself), but it wasn’t that easy. I would put a bit of paint on a part of the model and it would just run in all directions. It was like it thinned itself, quite strange, really. I would say maybe I got some bad paint, but it had no trouble on the Reaper minis, that I primed with Chaos Black.

Excuse the noise, I was listening to a podcast (Tales to Terrify).

After a bit of a struggle, the Bugbear was done. Let me tell you, the frustration was worth it. I absolutely love the way this model came out, he looks a little like a Roman Legionnaire meets a Gaul. Another positive point for these is that they come with plain, round bases that you can glue the model to after you paint it. No paint on the base? Good in my book! What confirmed my suspicion about the paint vs the primer was my experience with the Kobold. The Bugbear made it easy, as the model is bigger. A little bit of running is no problem when you have room for mistakes. That Kobold was so damn tiny, it was a complete nuisance. The paint tolerated staying on the more textured parts like the scales, but the pants, or loincloth, or whatever you want to call it was smooth and almost completely rejected it. As with the former, it came out halfway decent,even though I’m not 100% done with it.

My hands are clean! I just work on cars so I’m forever stained.

Here’s where the frustration really starts for me. I haven’t even touched my Gnoll minis. I felt like I had to gear myself up to do it. The bodies of these models are stunning, with some really interesting little details on their person. However, the face of the chieftain looking dude is a bit of a jumbled mess. Maybe that’s because the model is white and doesn’t bring out the detail all that well yet, or maybe I just got a bad cast, who knows. But the fact that it’s so hard to see what I’m painting makes it intimidating to start. The other one? You can see his face a lot better, but instead of it being confusing to look at, it’s simply plain. He’s almost featureless, the eyes are nearly indistinguishable from the rest of the brow/face. Swing and a miss on this one. I’ll eventually try my hand at painting them, but I need to build up some confidence first.

Overall, for the price point they ask, these miniatures are fantastic. Even with my concerns, I do wholeheartedly recommend them for painters of any skill level. Don’t let the model defeat you, plunge in and go to town. I thought I couldn’t do it either, but it actually worked out pretty well. It seems like these miniatures suffer the same problem as their pre-painted counterparts. Detail doesn’t translate from picture to model, sometimes it looks a little wonky because of it. The plastic seems durable, though, so at least that can be said.

To sum it all up!


  • Good price point
  • Pre-primed
  • Very detailed
  • Can choose base the mini on provided round bases


  • Citadel paint seems to dislike the Vallejo primer they come with
  • Box art is slightly misleading
  • Cast doesn’t seem to be the best on face details (on some models)


I really hope this review helped! For anyone that’s had a different experience with these miniatures, I would love to hear your stories. Reach out to me here, on Twitter, or send a message to my Facebook page. I look forward to hearing from you!

And of course…

Stay Metal \m/

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